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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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