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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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