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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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