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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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