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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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