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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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