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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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