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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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