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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛
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