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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺
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