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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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