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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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