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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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