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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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