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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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