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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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