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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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