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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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