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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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