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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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