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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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