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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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