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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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