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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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