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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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