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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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