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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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