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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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