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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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