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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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