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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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