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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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