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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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