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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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