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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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