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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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