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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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