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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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