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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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