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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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