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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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