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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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