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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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