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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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