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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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