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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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