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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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