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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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