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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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