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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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