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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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