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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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