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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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