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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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