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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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