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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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