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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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