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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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